please do not be really bright and perky with me when I first wake up or I will smack you with a shovel

(Source: waitrose)

tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear


I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.